I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT ONE...I KNOW I WILL...LOL
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
THIS IS BREAKING NEWS!!!
Our eye on the prize reporter has obtained this at great risk to her own personal safety. She hid in the bushes behind Senator Obama's house after hearing that a weekend sleep over/BBQ was going to take place there.
This is just some the footage she captured.....
As you can see all the movers & shakers of the democratic party were there.
And boy were they movin' & shakin".....JUST LOOK AT EM GO!!!
Sen Nancy Pelosi was over heard saying... "this election is in the bag and finally we democrats will have the government all to ourselves and we can do whatever we want"!!!
At which point Bill Clinton raised his glass and shouted... "FREE SEX WITH NO REPERCUSSIONS WOOO HOOO"!!!
Hillary then shot him a fierce, I'll see you in hell look, and Bill, with a sheepish grin, quickly added... "just kidding honey", but then gave Obama a high five & a wink after Hillary had strolled off to refill her plate at the buffet table.
Obama gave the first of many toasts, saying.... "finally we will be just like the Europeans; culturally diverse, socialistic, and with borders that are wide open".
He then added... "I just can't wait to sign that North American Union thingy into law, here's to the new United States Constitution".
With this all in attendance raised their glasses and shouted "HERE, HERE"!!!
Barbara Streisand spent much of her time hovering around the buffet table, muttering to herself, and singing songs that haven't been popular since the 1960's.
When asked by Sen. Harry Reid what she thought about the problems between the muslims and the Isrealis, Barbara replied... "hey I'm rich and as long as I don't have to live in the firing zone I don't give a shit what happens to the Jews, hey is that chocolate cheese cake"!!??
Bill was overheard by our reporter giving Barrack pointers on how to sneak out of the white house undetected by both the wife and the secret service saying... "sometimes you just need a break from the same old white house intern trim ya know".
Barrack agreed, smiling brightly, and asked Bill if he had ever sampled the Chicago street pussy, licking his lips and adding... "those hoes will do anything for a $20".
They both laughed heartily but quickly changed the subject to power tools when the wives strolled over to join them.
Later, as the margaritas freely flowed, Barrack took Hillary aside and was over overheard whispering to her... "sorry old girl but just as the black man got the right to vote before women, the black man has the right to get the Presidency before women... it's all part of that black entitlement thing, you understand right"?.
Hillary, smiling, agreed with him, but was later spotted by our reporter in a corner of the yard, sharpening a large hunting knife while muttering to herself... "That's alright you arrogant, limp-dicked, coon-faced nigger, we'll see who's running on the Democratic ticket in 2012"!!!
As the evening wore on and Hillary slipped into her usual margarita coma, our reporter noted Bill slipping off into the house and chasing Michelle Obama into the pantry.
We can only infer what happened next!!!
The rest of the evening was mostly filled with chatter about how stupid & gullible the American people are and which pork projects they would support in order to pad their already big bank accounts. Obama was heard saying... "fuck the checks and balances, we can do whatever we want come next year, hell we may never have elections again"!!!
This garnered raucous cheers from everyone with shouts of... "all hail King Obama", which awoke Hillary, who was quickly handed another drink by Bill.
Our reporter noted that he was hungerly eyeing the maid as he did so.
Well there you go, breaking news of the day from our eye on the prize reporter, who must remain anonymous as she would be assassinated if we did reveal her identity.
Stay Tuned Patriots, you ain't seen nothin' yet!!!
This is just some the footage she captured.....
As you can see all the movers & shakers of the democratic party were there.And boy were they movin' & shakin".....JUST LOOK AT EM GO!!!
Sen Nancy Pelosi was over heard saying... "this election is in the bag and finally we democrats will have the government all to ourselves and we can do whatever we want"!!!
At which point Bill Clinton raised his glass and shouted... "FREE SEX WITH NO REPERCUSSIONS WOOO HOOO"!!!
Hillary then shot him a fierce, I'll see you in hell look, and Bill, with a sheepish grin, quickly added... "just kidding honey", but then gave Obama a high five & a wink after Hillary had strolled off to refill her plate at the buffet table.
Obama gave the first of many toasts, saying.... "finally we will be just like the Europeans; culturally diverse, socialistic, and with borders that are wide open".
He then added... "I just can't wait to sign that North American Union thingy into law, here's to the new United States Constitution".
With this all in attendance raised their glasses and shouted "HERE, HERE"!!!
Barbara Streisand spent much of her time hovering around the buffet table, muttering to herself, and singing songs that haven't been popular since the 1960's.
When asked by Sen. Harry Reid what she thought about the problems between the muslims and the Isrealis, Barbara replied... "hey I'm rich and as long as I don't have to live in the firing zone I don't give a shit what happens to the Jews, hey is that chocolate cheese cake"!!??
Bill was overheard by our reporter giving Barrack pointers on how to sneak out of the white house undetected by both the wife and the secret service saying... "sometimes you just need a break from the same old white house intern trim ya know".
Barrack agreed, smiling brightly, and asked Bill if he had ever sampled the Chicago street pussy, licking his lips and adding... "those hoes will do anything for a $20".
They both laughed heartily but quickly changed the subject to power tools when the wives strolled over to join them.
Later, as the margaritas freely flowed, Barrack took Hillary aside and was over overheard whispering to her... "sorry old girl but just as the black man got the right to vote before women, the black man has the right to get the Presidency before women... it's all part of that black entitlement thing, you understand right"?.
Hillary, smiling, agreed with him, but was later spotted by our reporter in a corner of the yard, sharpening a large hunting knife while muttering to herself... "That's alright you arrogant, limp-dicked, coon-faced nigger, we'll see who's running on the Democratic ticket in 2012"!!!
As the evening wore on and Hillary slipped into her usual margarita coma, our reporter noted Bill slipping off into the house and chasing Michelle Obama into the pantry.
We can only infer what happened next!!!
The rest of the evening was mostly filled with chatter about how stupid & gullible the American people are and which pork projects they would support in order to pad their already big bank accounts. Obama was heard saying... "fuck the checks and balances, we can do whatever we want come next year, hell we may never have elections again"!!!
This garnered raucous cheers from everyone with shouts of... "all hail King Obama", which awoke Hillary, who was quickly handed another drink by Bill.
Our reporter noted that he was hungerly eyeing the maid as he did so.
Well there you go, breaking news of the day from our eye on the prize reporter, who must remain anonymous as she would be assassinated if we did reveal her identity.
Stay Tuned Patriots, you ain't seen nothin' yet!!!
Friday, October 24, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
HAPPY THE CURSE SURVIVES.................
I love baseball, always have, and one of my very favorite teams, win, lose, or draw is the cubs.
Each year I bite my nails and hope the curse will finally be lifted, and each year I'm disappointed but hopeful that next year their time will come.
That is until now........
This year I prayed as hard as I could and with all my heart and soul that my beloved cubs would lose the national division playoffs.
Why you may ask??
Because there are muzzies in their midst.
Muzzies organized and gathered at Wrigley field and prayed that allah would rescue the cubs from their 100 year curse and help them win.
Upon hearing this all my hopes and prayers were that the cubs would lose,
and lose they did!!!!
Sorry cubbys but this is about much more than just baseball.
GO DODGERS!!!!!!
Each year I bite my nails and hope the curse will finally be lifted, and each year I'm disappointed but hopeful that next year their time will come.
That is until now........
This year I prayed as hard as I could and with all my heart and soul that my beloved cubs would lose the national division playoffs.
Why you may ask??
Because there are muzzies in their midst.
Muzzies organized and gathered at Wrigley field and prayed that allah would rescue the cubs from their 100 year curse and help them win.
Upon hearing this all my hopes and prayers were that the cubs would lose,
and lose they did!!!!
Sorry cubbys but this is about much more than just baseball.
GO DODGERS!!!!!!
Friday, October 3, 2008
THERE ARE SOME THINGS MONEY CAN'T BUY........
for everything else, there's the U.S. taxpayer!!!
The $700 BILLION bailout plan came from the Treasury secretary Henry Paulson, who said if the bill was not passed this week then the world economy would crumble & die.
Despite that, on Monday the House refused to pass the $700 BILLION Wall Street bailout package.
They appeared to be listening to the will of the American people, and we rejoiced!
Wall Street of course freaked out and stocks dropped 777 points in one day.
However the next day stocks rose back up over 500 points with no bailout help at all.
Hummmmmmm....interesting!!!
Those not satisfied with the results in the house sent the bill to the Senate for a vote.
The name of the bill was changed to the "taxpayers rescue bill" and somewhere along the way the bill swelled from a 3 page proposal to 442 pages.
$150 BILLION more was tacked onto the bill bringing it to a grand total of
$850 BILLION.
With $150 BILLION in pure pork added on to the bill it passed of course with a vote of 74 to 25.
They did not listen to us and they did not listen to the MANY renowned U.S. economists who urged them NOT to pass this garbage and warned of the consequences if it was passed.
Both Sen. McCain and Sen. Obama voted for the bill even though both have promised to get rid of earmarks if they are elected President.
McCain has even gone so far as to say that as President he would veto EVERY single bill that comes before him if ANY earmarks are included in them.
I personally think this vote was the death nell for John McCain's Presidential bid.
Now back in the house and with the $150 BILLION in added pork, the bill passed
263 to 157, and 48 minutes later President Bush signed it into law.
Immediately following that congress closed session and left Washington as fast as they little feet would carry them. They wont be back until November.
NOW FOR THE SHOCKING LITTLE DETAILS........
Almost half of the $700 BILLION will go to bail out FOREIGN investors and NOT Americans.
Of the American investors to benefit most from the bailout is Goldman Sachs, the company that Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson used to work for.
Funny how that worked out isn't it!!!
The bailout bill also renews the Internal Revenue Service's authority to conduct undercover operations, which had expired in January 2008.
It immunizes the IRS from a passel of federal laws, including permitting IRS agents to run businesses for an extended sting operation, to open their own personal bank accounts with U.S. tax dollars, and so on.
OF THE $150 BILLION IN PORK......
$2 million goes to a company in Oregon that makes wooden arrows for kids.
$192 million goes to the Rum production industry in the Virgin Islands.
$478 million goes to the TV & movie industry.
$100 million goes to Nascar.
$10 million goes for bike commuters
$148 million for wool research
and the mind numbing list goes on and on....
other pork included is; money for business development in American Samoa, research & development in high tech & pharmaceuticals, clean coal construction, plug-in hybrid cars, etc, etc, etc.....
It even included money to pay off lawsuit settlements from the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill. No need for the oil company to pay for it, our government just saddled us with the cost....no problem!!!
FUNNY THING THOUGH.....
immediately after this "save the world economy" bill was passed today we were told that we will NOT see much benefit, if any at all, from any of this money, until probably late next year.
Oh and Wall Street which was UP 250 points BEFORE the vote today....fell 400 points AFTER the vote to end with a 157 point lose for the day.
Hummmmm....very interesting!!!
Also right after the vote today more hands started reaching out and asking for a government bailout.
California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger says if the U.S. Treasury doesn't give him
$7 BILLION right away the state will go bankrupt, and other states are lined up right behind California.
Politics as usual!!!!!
Want to see how your Representative voted on the bailout???
go to..........
http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2008/roll681.xml
Want to let your voice be heard (even though they don't give a shit what you think)??
*Capitol Hill switchboard - ph# 202-224-3121
* House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
Email: sf.nancy@mail.house.gov
Phone: 202-225-4965
* Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid
Email: senator_reid@reid.senate.gov
Phone: 202-224-3542
* President George W. Bush
Email: comments@whitehouse.gov
Phone: 202-456-1111
The $700 BILLION bailout plan came from the Treasury secretary Henry Paulson, who said if the bill was not passed this week then the world economy would crumble & die.
Despite that, on Monday the House refused to pass the $700 BILLION Wall Street bailout package.
They appeared to be listening to the will of the American people, and we rejoiced!
Wall Street of course freaked out and stocks dropped 777 points in one day.
However the next day stocks rose back up over 500 points with no bailout help at all.
Hummmmmmm....interesting!!!
Those not satisfied with the results in the house sent the bill to the Senate for a vote.
The name of the bill was changed to the "taxpayers rescue bill" and somewhere along the way the bill swelled from a 3 page proposal to 442 pages.
$150 BILLION more was tacked onto the bill bringing it to a grand total of
$850 BILLION.
With $150 BILLION in pure pork added on to the bill it passed of course with a vote of 74 to 25.
They did not listen to us and they did not listen to the MANY renowned U.S. economists who urged them NOT to pass this garbage and warned of the consequences if it was passed.
Both Sen. McCain and Sen. Obama voted for the bill even though both have promised to get rid of earmarks if they are elected President.
McCain has even gone so far as to say that as President he would veto EVERY single bill that comes before him if ANY earmarks are included in them.
I personally think this vote was the death nell for John McCain's Presidential bid.
Now back in the house and with the $150 BILLION in added pork, the bill passed
263 to 157, and 48 minutes later President Bush signed it into law.
Immediately following that congress closed session and left Washington as fast as they little feet would carry them. They wont be back until November.
NOW FOR THE SHOCKING LITTLE DETAILS........
Almost half of the $700 BILLION will go to bail out FOREIGN investors and NOT Americans.
Of the American investors to benefit most from the bailout is Goldman Sachs, the company that Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson used to work for.
Funny how that worked out isn't it!!!
The bailout bill also renews the Internal Revenue Service's authority to conduct undercover operations, which had expired in January 2008.
It immunizes the IRS from a passel of federal laws, including permitting IRS agents to run businesses for an extended sting operation, to open their own personal bank accounts with U.S. tax dollars, and so on.
OF THE $150 BILLION IN PORK......
$2 million goes to a company in Oregon that makes wooden arrows for kids.
$192 million goes to the Rum production industry in the Virgin Islands.
$478 million goes to the TV & movie industry.
$100 million goes to Nascar.
$10 million goes for bike commuters
$148 million for wool research
and the mind numbing list goes on and on....
other pork included is; money for business development in American Samoa, research & development in high tech & pharmaceuticals, clean coal construction, plug-in hybrid cars, etc, etc, etc.....
It even included money to pay off lawsuit settlements from the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill. No need for the oil company to pay for it, our government just saddled us with the cost....no problem!!!
FUNNY THING THOUGH.....
immediately after this "save the world economy" bill was passed today we were told that we will NOT see much benefit, if any at all, from any of this money, until probably late next year.
Oh and Wall Street which was UP 250 points BEFORE the vote today....fell 400 points AFTER the vote to end with a 157 point lose for the day.
Hummmmm....very interesting!!!
Also right after the vote today more hands started reaching out and asking for a government bailout.
California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger says if the U.S. Treasury doesn't give him
$7 BILLION right away the state will go bankrupt, and other states are lined up right behind California.
Politics as usual!!!!!
Want to see how your Representative voted on the bailout???
go to..........
http://clerk.house.gov/evs/2008/roll681.xml
Want to let your voice be heard (even though they don't give a shit what you think)??
*Capitol Hill switchboard - ph# 202-224-3121
* House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
Email: sf.nancy@mail.house.gov
Phone: 202-225-4965
* Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid
Email: senator_reid@reid.senate.gov
Phone: 202-224-3542
* President George W. Bush
Email: comments@whitehouse.gov
Phone: 202-456-1111
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