YEP, THIS COULD DEFINATELY BE A PROBLEM

TIPS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS!!!

GENERAL rules

1.Never take a beer to a job interview.

2.Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.

3.It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.

4.If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.

5.Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

DINING OUT

1.If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.

2.Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs.

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME

1.A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.

2.Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.

PERSONAL HYGIENE

1.While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys

2.Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.

3.Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.

DATING (outside the family)

1.Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.

2.Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: 'I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago.'

3.Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say 'Monday.' If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.

4.Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance, such as, 'Ya'll sure don't sweat much for a fat gal.'

WEDDINGS

1.Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

2.Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.

3.For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create too sporty an appearance.

4.Though uncomfortable, say 'yes' to socks and shoes for this special occasion.

5.It is not appropriate to tell the groom how good his wife is in the sack.

DRIVING ETIQUETTE

1.Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.

2.When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.

3.Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.

4.When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.

5.Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.

6.Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.



GOD I LOVE REDNECKS....THEY JUST REALLY MAKE LIFE WORTH LIVING!!!!!.....lol

THE PRICE OF WASHERS IN WASHINGTON!!!

C&D Distributors, a small company in Lexington S. Carolina, which is operated by 2 sisters, has apparently collected at least $20.5 MILLION dollars from the Pentagon in the last 6 years for fraudulent shipping charges.

For Example:
The company billed the Pentagon and was paid $455,009 to ship 3 machine screws which cost $1.31 each to Marines in Habbaniyah Iraq.

And $293,451 to ship an 89-cent split washer to Patrick Air Force Base in Cape Canaveral Florida.

And $969,000 to ship 2 small 19-cent washers to a military base in Texas.
And before that the company charged and was paid $999,798 to ship 2 other small washers to Fort Bliss, Texas.

Etc....etc....all paid with YOUR tax dollars by the way!!!

But the Pentagon FINALLY caught on....better late than never I guess!
So now one of the sisters has killed herself due to all the "pressure" of the investigation.
The other sister is blaming her dead sister for the crime, while she faces 20 years in prison and the government plans to make her pay back $7 million.

The majority, if not all of these parts, were going to high-priority, conflict areas and if the item was earmarked "priority" (destined for the military in Iraq, Afghanistan or certain other locations) then it was usually paid automatically with no oversight, Cynthia Stroot, a Pentagon investigator says.

NOW YOU KNOW ONE OF THE REASONS WHY THE WAR IS COSTING US SO MUCH!!!!

TIME FOR SOME LAUGHTER!!!

MEN..........


1. Men are like Laxatives.... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas.... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather.... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders.... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials.... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores.... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like Government Bonds.... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara.... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn.... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms.... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps.... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots.... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

YEAH, YEAH....PROMISES, PROMISES!!!

Campaign promises are very often simply empty stage dressing used in order to get one elected.
And as so many of us predicted, Barrack Hussien Obama's campaign promises are already starting to unravel...and he hasn't even moved into the oval office yet!!!

ON TAX REFORM...
For 2 years Obama said we needed tax reform RIGHT NOW, said it could not wait, and said that he knew exactly what should be done in order to fix America's economic crisis.
Now however he says that in the weeks and months after he takes office he will look into the problem and study it, and try to come up with something that will work.

ON TALKING TO IRAN...
On the campaign trail Obama said he would be happy to talk to the Iranian President "without any preconditions".
Now however he says that approaching & dealing with Iran is not something that should be done in a "knee-jerk fashion".

ON PULLING THE TROOPS OUT OF IRAQ...
For 2 years Obama proclaimed that he would pull the troops out of Iraq 90 days after taking office.
Now he says troops should come out of Iraq "as soon as it is safe to do so".
Wait a minute....Isn't that what Bush has been saying??

It appears the "yes we can" man may not be quite as capable as he projected himself to be.

I personally can not wait to hear the liberal spin machine having to explain why things are not going to be the way the great "messiah" proclaimed that they would be.

I wonder what "CHANGE" we will hear from him tomorrow!!!

ON A SIDE NOTE.....
Obama's illegal alien aunt(on his muzzie father's side of the family) says she will fight deportation orders and will stay in the US.
She was ordered deported back to Kenya in 2004...funny how we just heard about it a couple of weeks ago.

As for comments by Obama regarding his aunt's case......well naturally he said the same thing he ALWAYS says.
He "didn't know" about her illegal status!!

Funny how he doesn't know a hell of a lot of things ain't it!!!

AND SO IT BEGINS!!!!

I was sitting on the couch enjoying a movie tonight when I heard yelling outside, so naturally I went to the window to see what was up.

Outside in the middle of the street were 4 young black men, whooping it up, yelling "fuck you whitey we gonna be running things now".

And so it begins!!!!

A STORY IN PICTURES

Next time I'll take the pictures, and.............
















































































































































.......YOU let the bear out!!!!!!!!