Friday, February 22, 2008

A FATWAH ISSUED AGAINST MANNEQUINS


Yes, even mannequins are no longer safe from the wrath of Islam!!!

In the UAE there has been a directive issued by the authorities of Sharjah to all the clothing shops in the emirate.
ALL MANNEQUINS ARE TO BE BEHEADED due to a series of complaints by the residents who are annoyed by the increasing number of mannequins wearing scanty clothes or only underclothes.
The plastic models, according to the local authorities, depict very faithfully the reality, including facial description, making them "offensive to the values of Islam".

Therefore they must be punished so...
by God OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!!
Yeah that'll teach em.


ON A SIDE NOTE.....
If a cat has 9 lives and converts to Islam
do you think he gets 648 virgins???


NOW THAT'S ALOT OF PUSSY LOL

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What isn't offensive to these muslim bastards and islam? I guarantee you that the muslim pieces of shit are going to force the free world to genocide them. Which is very cool with me. I say the sooner the better. But, I do believe that islam will put us in a position in which force is the only option. Since violence and death is the only concept they understand.

Anonymous said...

cats have all the luck lol

Anonymous said...

I cant believe that muslims dont see just how rediculous these things are anyone else in the entire world including cave men would sooner or later notice how completely stupid these islamic rules are. We are dealing with deadheads here.

Anonymous said...

That cat is to cool lol